Neville shouted “Oh my God, I’ve killed Harry Potter!” in his fourth year, which means at 14 years old he was already confident that he was more competent than Lord Voldemort
the second place i’m eating after i go home for summer is L&L. i haven’t had hawaiian food in months.
Anonymous asked: I can't believe I lost a bunch of weight using the TUMBLR DIET!!! Are u using this too? Tumblr won't let me post links but check it out at TwitterHealthDiet[d0t]com
I always thought the tumblr diet was pizza and cake and shit.
ain’t nobody losing weight from spam.
- plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
so if yahoo decided to make the dashboard purple i would be okay with that.
and by okay with that i mean i would love it.
thats the only change i’m allowing them to make though.
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going