"You know what gets me? We’re wasting the best years of our lives in here. Like, our tits are never gunna look better, our asses are NEVER gunna look better. No one’s touching my ass, no one’s kissing my lips.”

(Source: smaries)

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coluring:

coluring:

i love holding hands with cute boys

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(Source: tipslip)

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confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

I don’t need feminism because IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))))))))PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP(((((((((((((((((9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999900000000000000000000000000000000
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Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

I don’t need feminism because IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))))))))PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP(((((((((((((((((9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999900000000000000000000000000000000

Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth

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JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

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papershopprojects:

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS

"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."

If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever

For her full rant watch the video here.

YES, THERE IS NOW A MUCH NEEDED GIF SET FOR THIS!

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